Funny English Duty Stories

One day, the English teacher at school gave the task to find 5 sentences in English and must be mentioned in front of the class. The innocent Mono was confused, because he did not know anything about English.

After school, he was picked up by his brother and he saw a car collide and an expatriate bule shouted bas-tard! and reply to his opponent with the word f * ck you! Mono also thinks that if there is a cake it must be English ,, can be 1. bas-tard, 2. f * ck you.

After lunch, Mono was invited by his mother to go to the supermarket, where he saw a Caucasian dropping a box of eggs he held and cursed sh * t! Mono also thinks again if Caucasians .. it must be English ... can be 1. bas-tard, 2. f * ck you 3. sh * t.

In the afternoon, after taking a bath, Mono watched a cartoon on TV, the title was SUPERMAN.

Mono: (Curiously) "Is the Superman in English?

Papa: "Yes Mon, superman is English."

Mono: (Manggut-manggut and happy to get four. 1. bas-tard, 2. f * ck you 3. sh * t 4. superman).

That night, Mono and his family went to dinner at the famous steakhouse in the city. When he wanted to go to the toilet, Mono saw a Caucasian and a woman standing by the door. The bule then opened the door for the woman and said ladies first. With excitement, Mono thought that he was getting 5 '. That night Mono slept soundly, knowing that he would get good grades for tomorrow's English lessons.

The next day, during the English lesson, the teacher said that today they would speak English. One by one the students came to the front of the class, and the teacher gave comments in English, and finally it was Mono's turn. When the teacher called him, Mono immediately got nervous and when he arrived in front of the class, he immediately shouted his first sentence.

Mono: "BAS-TARD."

Miss Teacher: "Pardon?" (Shocked).

Mono: "F * ck you."

Teacher: "What did you say?" (Very shocked).

Mono: "Sh * t."

Mrs. Teacher: (Upset) "Who do you think you are to say such a thing? !!"

Mono: "Superman."

Teacher: (Very angry) "GET OUT !!"

Mono: "Ladies First .."